
Top Ten Reasons To Attend the 80's All Area Reunion
10. Free Parking
9. The drinking age will not affect you, but the drinking will.
8. Find out who ended up with your 1st love (and yes that can be a car).
7. Even you can be a rock star.![]()
6. If you show up early you can kill your own dinner.
5. No dust and dirt (Fairfax now has a paved main street)
4.Weather will be hot, dry and windy during the day and a thunderstorm with hail, devastating winds, treacherous lightning, and no rain in the evening.
3. Your kids can drive you home.
2. If you blow a tire and have to fix it and get all greasy and dirty and don't have time to change, everyone will just think your a local.
1. You may just have conceived your 1st child there!!
Top Ten Contenders
Premature ejaculation even sounds exciting!
Morning sickness can be replaced by
stumbling ass drunk puking in the toilet.![]()
GPS not needed to find the party
Dwight is still the town cop.
Compare divorce settlements with your long lost buddies