You know you graduated in the 80's if

10.  Your school banned your 10 yr reunion

9. You had David Lee Roth sing at your wedding and throw a hell of a party at your divorce.

8.  You spent hours at the Gregory Bowling Alley but never bowled a frame.

7. You still won't let Scott Humpal or Randy Walth drive your car.

6. You see 2 for 1 and think tag team.

5. Slug bug means crashing your VW into another VW.

4.You can help but sneak into the movie theater.

3. You named your kids after the solid gold dancers.

2. You hope your kids don't do half the shit you did.

1. You may have a tattoo on you ass of Elmer Fudd pointing a shotgun at your butt and in caption it says "come out of that hole u cwazy wabbit"

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